WTB Coordination
I took Reimani out thinking I'd spend a little 1 on 1 time with her and get some nice screenies...avoid getting a spear in my backside for neglecting her.
I figured I'd try to work on a nice portrait of her, since Fala, Nin AND Sault have their own wallspace, right?
One of the hard lessons of life is that things don't always turn out as we plan. This also applies to virtual lives.
As one might politely write on a report card: Reimani shows promise in the areas of sticking and poking things with sharp pointy objects, and tearing stuff apart. Unfortunately her agility and coordination skills are somewhat lacking. Principal McKinnick has suggested we excuse your toon from the Physical Education program for the semester and recommends instead we place her in the Non-Physical Education program. This class focuses on progressively educating students how to coordinate their hands and eyes, and sometimes feet. Exciting incentives such as extra credit are offered for accomplishments like: sitting all the way on the chair, standing up without tipping over the desk, and walking to the pencil sharpener and back without significant injury. We hope you'll agree with us that this is the best course of action for your toon, and support our efforts to help her work through her shortcomings.
So, sadly, the photoshoot didn't go all that well. We had a few scrapes and bruises, one laceration when she banged her knee, and a near decapitation.
Receiving instruction:
Instructions failed.
Um, no.
...
Bingo! Nice nice! Next!
Are you going to hit someone else or smack your own forehead?
We moved on to "spinning" - this was a premature and unwise decision.
In retrospect, it more than likely wasn't just luck preventing decapitation, but divine intervention.
WTB Brigand who isn't afraid of her own weapons. Thanks.
What is on your toe that's so fascinating? Blood? Your own? Did you stick yourself? Why am I not surprised...
haha Ok, so it wasn't cool to tell her we saw Barakah flying in, was it...
Definitely not cool... /duck
This would be awesome, but for the problem of her right leg having flown off into the great beyond.
We decide that, all things said and done, maybe it's just better for everyone to call it a day on the action shots.
Finally, peaceful and no longer a menace to herself and others:
Maybe another day...
I figured I'd try to work on a nice portrait of her, since Fala, Nin AND Sault have their own wallspace, right?
One of the hard lessons of life is that things don't always turn out as we plan. This also applies to virtual lives.
As one might politely write on a report card: Reimani shows promise in the areas of sticking and poking things with sharp pointy objects, and tearing stuff apart. Unfortunately her agility and coordination skills are somewhat lacking. Principal McKinnick has suggested we excuse your toon from the Physical Education program for the semester and recommends instead we place her in the Non-Physical Education program. This class focuses on progressively educating students how to coordinate their hands and eyes, and sometimes feet. Exciting incentives such as extra credit are offered for accomplishments like: sitting all the way on the chair, standing up without tipping over the desk, and walking to the pencil sharpener and back without significant injury. We hope you'll agree with us that this is the best course of action for your toon, and support our efforts to help her work through her shortcomings.
So, sadly, the photoshoot didn't go all that well. We had a few scrapes and bruises, one laceration when she banged her knee, and a near decapitation.
Receiving instruction:
Instructions failed.
Um, no.
...
Bingo! Nice nice! Next!
Are you going to hit someone else or smack your own forehead?
We moved on to "spinning" - this was a premature and unwise decision.
In retrospect, it more than likely wasn't just luck preventing decapitation, but divine intervention.
WTB Brigand who isn't afraid of her own weapons. Thanks.
What is on your toe that's so fascinating? Blood? Your own? Did you stick yourself? Why am I not surprised...
haha Ok, so it wasn't cool to tell her we saw Barakah flying in, was it...
Definitely not cool... /duck
This would be awesome, but for the problem of her right leg having flown off into the great beyond.
We decide that, all things said and done, maybe it's just better for everyone to call it a day on the action shots.
Finally, peaceful and no longer a menace to herself and others:
Maybe another day...
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