Half Elves Against Trelly

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Bad EQ pick up lines.

"Your armor is so shiny, I can see myself in your pants..."

"Call of Qeynos keeps sending me right to your bed..."

"Let's go back to my place and debuff."

"Wow! That's a huge sword, can I hold it?"

"I bet your an Alchemist, too, I feel like we have great chemistry..."

"Bard, I bet I can make you hit the high notes..."

"You're an Enchanter, aren't you... you could make me do anything..."

"A Fury, eh? I bet you're a wildcat in the sack..."

"Heh heh... just wave your magic wand, I'll follow you anywhere..."

*sets autofollow* "Say, you look like you could use a nice soothing bath..."

In Zek: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

"I bet everything agro's you cuz you're so hot"

"I want to be in your train."

"I'm 292/292 on my lovemaking skill..."

"You...mez...me."

"I just want to roll you up in a coalition rug, take you home and lay you all over my floor..."


Pally:
"Just let me Lay On Hands... please?"
"I've got the Virtuous Touch"
"Want to see my...holy symbol?"
"Save a horse, ride a Paladin!"

Elf:
"Big ears means big...well...you know..."

Wood elf:
"I have high agility..." *shimmy*

"Let's get ourselves censored..."

"Careful honey, you look so hot they're sure to nerf you."

"Wizards make me hot."

"Did you hear we've got mail now? I have a package for you..."

"I want to loot your chest."

"Was your father a Swashbuckler? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

"I can show you how to be a woodworker..."

Necro: "I've got a bone for you."

"Feel like collecting an Enchanted Dark Elf Bone?"

"OGRE BANG!"

Coercer: "Is it Coercion if you're willing?"
"You know you want me..."

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